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Random, reasonably funny and pointless.
Ways to answer the Phone! "Hi."
"Hola!"
"Hey wassup ?"
"You have reached the residence of ___________, but no one is here right now... so please leave a...."
"Thank you, please pull around."
"Do-do-do- I'm sorry, you call cannot be completed as dialed!"
"burp!"
"talk to I!"
"911 Emergency!"
"Pizza Hut Japan, may I take your order?"
Things to do with a power ranger toy!
Play with them!
Attack Barbie and Ken!
Tear off their heads and switch them with Barbie's!
Tear off their heads and eat them!
Torture them!
Have a tea party.
Beat them severely.
Hold a decent conversation with them
Tear off each part, limb by limb.
Give it to your kid for Christmas again and tell them it is an import!